Thank you, Jane. Well, the “me” decade is almost over, and good riddance, and far as I’m concerned. The 00′s were simply 10 years of people thinking of nothing but themselves. No wonder we were unable to get together and solve any of the many serious problems facing our nation. Oh sure, some people did do some positive things in the 00′s – like jogging – but always for the wrong reasons, for their own selfish, personal benefit. Well, I believe the 10′s are gonna have to be different. I think that people are going to stop thinking about themselves, and start thinking about me, Guy Long. That’s right. I believe we’re entering what I like to call the Guy Long Decade.
Oh, for me, Guy Long, the 10′s will be pretty much the same as the 00′s. I’ll still be thinking of me, Guy Long. But for you, you’ll be thinking more about how things affect me, Guy Long. When you see a news report, you’ll be thinking, “I wonder what Guy Long thinks about this thing?”, “I wonder how this inflation thing is hurting Guy Long?” And you women will be thinking, “What can I wear that will please Guy Long?”, or “What can I not wear?”
You know, I know a lot of you out there are thinking, “Why Guy Long?” Well, because I thought of it, and I’m on the internet, so I’ve already gotten the jump on you. So, I say let’s leave behind the fragmented, selfish 00′s, and go into the 10′s with a unity and purpose. That’s what I think. I’m Guy Long. Jane?
Sourced from the illest Senator. I’ll let you research who if it’s not obvious already.
Happy New Year!! Let’s make the Guy Long Decade the best since Roman times.