This would be nice for summertime. I can see it being used three ways. 1. To be the coolest guy at the pool party. 2. Turn heads as you mash on your moped/bmx. 3. Assert your capitalist dominance in your group of friends. Pick your poison. They’re 20 pounds (not the weight, the monetary value) and available from Uniqlo. Also available in red, green, dark brown and black.

